Voice Dealing By Bald Deity

By: Ahmad Romika )*

The Twitter timeline gave rise to one of the democrat party officials who reported that the news of the victory of candidate pair number 02 with a number above 60 percent was the whisper of Sundul Gundul, which was an irony. The news from the bald devil was also trusted by presidential candidate Prabowo Subianto. after voting.

The phenomenon of Devilless Bald has indeed been rife on social media, in Javanese belief, the myth of bald demons is a form of spirits who like to steal property from others for their employers, slightly different from tuyul, except that Tuyul has specialties in taking other people’s money to the employer.

Whereas bald demons are spirits manifested in the form of large men, their bellies are distended and as a trade mark, the bald devil with hairless head or baldness.

From the myths circulating bald demons face is more creepy than Tuyul, if Tuyul is described as a figure of a cute child, but what is more frightening than all is Soso Genderuwo, where the figure is believed to have a creepy, giant body and dreadlocks.

The story appeared not because of no reason, the story rose to the surface because of the viral curiosity of Andi Arif on his Twitter account. Where he was disputing the skill of the bald devil who was generally astute in stealing things, it was now associated with sound theft, then the question was whether the bald demon had the ability to steal sound, then where did he get the expertise. If you want to steal then who gave the order.

In his argument Andi Arif said that, Baldness is an irrational group and gave misguided input to the presidential and vice presidential candidate number 02 Prabowo – Sandi about the 2019 Presidential Election (Pilpres) victory with a total vote of 62 percent.

It was the tweet of the former 98 activists which then gave rise to a stir and speculation over the Democrat’s progress in the Adil Makmur Coalition which supported Prabowo – the Password as a Paslon in the 2019 Presidential Election.

In this series of tweets, Andi accused Prabowo himself of being under the influence of the Bald Satan.

Of course this will be difficult to answer. Because the ability of the devil to be able to steal the sound so that he gets 62 percent can be used properly, thankfully – thankfully it can be above it, but what happens is the bald devil is not expert enough and reluctant to be ordered again by the employer, so the 62 percent is only the foundation Prabowo to claim victory, but far from winning the KPU’s real count version. It was proven that the votes had reached 78 percent, but Jokowi – Ma’ruf remained superior with a score of 56.3 percent.

If Prabowo’s victory does not materialize or even the devil is bald at his employer, because the devil is defunct, he moves the voice from his employer to the other side little by little, the disparity in vote acquisition will be far behind. Or it is likely that the bald devil cannot read so that he does not know where the numbers 01 and where 02. That could be called by canceling his own voice.

Responding to the noise, Idil Akbar, a Political Observer at the University of Padjadjaran University, said that the ‘Defeaters’ group referred to by Andi Arief referred to the whisperer ‘wind of heaven’ to Prabowo’s ear.

He considered that the intended Defendant group was often seen more often around Prabowo than political figures from coalition parties after voting day.

The whispers of the heavenly wind exhaled by Bald Devils then influenced the various decisions and steps taken by the former Koppasus Danjen after the voting day in the 2019 election.

He also considered that the Satan Gundulah group made Prabowo seem to take a hurry in responding to the results of the presidential election.

If that happens, Satan Gundul certainly plays a role in creating political turmoil in Indonesia which still hasn’t subsided until entering the month of Ramadan.

Of course it would be nice for all candidates for both the 01 and 02 candidates to patiently wait for May 22, and be wise about whatever results they receive. If there are allegations of fraud, of course it can be directly through a constitutional path.

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